Monday, July 28, 2008

Baby Names...

No, I'm not trying to tell you anything.

I recently read an article where a judge was allowing children to change the names that their parents gave them. Below are my favorite "baby names" (names that appear on IactualI bitch certificates somewhere)

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (seriously... this is the one that caught my attention for the article)
Number 16 Bus Shelter (this is a real name, I swear... I read it on the internet)
Female [pronounced fe-MALL-ee](her parents said that her name was already chosen by the hospital)
I can only type this one phonetically without being censored) Sha-theed (My mom told me about this one. And it's spelled Sh*thead)

Some more found on an internet search include:
Crystal Shanda Lear
A son named Reuger
twins named Candy and Sugar. Their last name is Cane.
First Borne (their last name was obviously Bourne)
Candy Graham
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Virginia Hamm

Just to name a few...